Ever since David Deangelo’s Double your Dating there has been an explosion of the cocky / funny attitude used to attract girls. Personally I’m not a big fan of it, I don’t think it attracts the type of girl I’d want to be with. However, no one can deny the ability of a cocky / funny attitude to spread legs like peanut butter. It is the single most efficient pussy delivery system ever devised by mankind. Full mastery will rake in nauseating amounts of vagina, and possibly damage your foreskin from intense over-fucking. This being said, misuse of the technique can lead to social ostracization, or at the very least, loss of game. These are the most mistakes being made (at-least that I’m aware of)…
How To Be Cocky / Funny
Being Only Cocky
Arrogance isn’t attractive, confidence is. The cocky without the funny is like a threesome without a girl – it just doesn’t work. Cocky WITH funny creates a harmonious Alpha attitude; just Cocky makes you out to be a Beta trying way too hard.
Being Too Funny
You’re not a clown. Easy way to turn your frame from “Alpha” to “qualifying and begging for attention”. Comedy doesn’t get you laid, attraction does.
Not Handling Shit Tests Well
Cocky funny is a magnet for shit tests; prepare for intense mental diarrhea from women. Girls LOVE to call out cocky / funny guys, especially if you’re pushing it too hard. Never let it phase you, never back lash, never try to justify anything or engage her with logic, and never get into an argument. Short witty responses, sarcasm, and counter-negs are your best friends. If all else fails, you can just ignore; she probably wasn’t worth it anyways.
Overtly Hitting On Girls In A Cocky / Funny Way
A lot of laughs, no pussy. The “I’m going to blatantly hit on girls because it’s funny” attitude works if you’re of higher status or with an intense crimson mastery. Otherwise you come off as desperate. The reason why this is so popular is because it allows guys to be cocky / funny while still avoiding their fear of real rejection – a naturally aversive stimulus. You can play it off as “I’m not really hitting on her, I’m just being stupid”, which undoubtedly is a very good excuse for wanting to… practice?
Not Having Real Confidence
Yes this is a real problem, probably one you won’t admit to if you have it. Does it matter? Sort of. You might think, “girls aren’t shallow, they can tell who has real confidence”. Oddly enough, even if they can, the vagina tingles they get from cocky / funny will make them hallucinate and see real confidence in a guy – women will rationalize anything to justify sleeping with someone they are attracted to. I’ve seen Beta super stars bang girls by pulling off cocky / funny without having an ounce of real confidence or self-worth to back it up. This only becomes a real problem after the girl gets to know you a little bit (you’ll regress into AFC mode), or when you’re competing with a myriad of other cocky / funny guys (real confidence stands out like a mutated wart).
Self-Deprecation As A Mode Of Being Funny
An immediate beta giveaway. The only time self-deprecation is allowable is when you’re in the upper echelons of Jedi Game or your status is way too high to build rapport.
Quick Note: I know cocky / funny is much more prevalent in the PUA scene, but it can help raise attraction in relationships too. You can adopt the attitude as a quick counter to a shit test or to raise attraction after some beta backsliding. I wouldn’t recommend being cocky / funny as a permanent lifestyle, but that’s just me. (For those of you who are thinking that I’m wrong and that ALL alpha males are cocky / funny, just ask yourself this.. Is James Bond Cocky OR Funny…at all?).
