The following are ancient secrets passed down from Shaolin monks who lived in the Himalayas thousands of years ago. They studied the Art of Seduction for billions of years and came up with several key concepts. It’s impossible to figure out a full-proof method to “seduce women”, but very possible to teach yourself a few concepts that will greatly increase your chances with women.
Also note that this post probably isn’t what you think it’s going to be at first. It is NOT some sort of technique you can use to get laid. It’s a few VITAL concepts that you need to constantly remind yourself about. Learning how to seduce women doesn’t mean overcoming the barriers that women place against you, it means overcoming the barriers you’ve placed on yourself.
Be Happy
Always. Every time you see yourself becoming sad, shove a rotating dildo with spikes inside your ass to remind yourself that bad thoughts make bad things happen. POSITIVE thoughts make good things happen. At first you may have to consciously force yourself to stay away from bad thoughts, but eventually it will become a natural habit.
Build Social Proof
Let it be obvious that other women want you, that you’re a pre-selected male and not a dick wad pretending to be suave to get laid. Even if you don’t have 50 women waiting online to bang you, imagine that you do.
Build Your Confidence
Confidence comes from within yourself. Control your mindset, never complain about anything, never say anything negative in your head, and never think that you’re not good enough for something. Go to the gym, work on your career, be the BEST at what you do. It’s not a coincidence that Alpha Males are often the best at the competitive activities they take part in.
Dethatch Yourself From The Result Of A Pick-up
Nothing is going to happen if you fail. Learn to desensitize yourself from failure. Easily one of the most important lessons EVER. Remember, the MORE you approach women, REGARDLESS of your success rate, the more you will get laid and the better you’ll get at talking to women. Learning to overcome approach anxiety is one of the biggest barriers to success. And the best way to overcome it is just to jump in. Say “hi” or “I’m gay” or “Fuck me” or ANYTHING before you even start thinking about whether it’s a good idea to say hi to her.
YOU Are The Prize. NEVER Forget This
YOU are someone exciting, charming, funny, an absolute eternal Alpha Male. You can change her life and bring her out of the depressing shit factory she calls her life. If she rejects you, then it is HER loss, not yours. Whenever you find yourself thinking “I wish I had her”, change it to “She wishes she had someone like me”.
You Have A Natural Ability To Seduce Women
ALL guys do. It is an innate ability we have. The reason it’s masked so well is because of millions of years of social conditioning. Our social phobias, anxieties, and the estrogen supplements we take keep us from accessing our primal abilities and characteristics. Our masculinity gets locked away deep inside as women all over attempt to strip it away from us. Never forget that all men have the ability to get anything they want in this world. The only reason we don’t is because we forget that we can.
Be Interesting, Funny, And Mysterious
It’s not as hard as it sounds. Believe that you’re interesting and funny. The thought itself is empowering, and will make it come true. It might seem silly to consciously force yourself to think that, but eventually it becomes ingrained into your mind as you accept it. You’ll start believing it more and more. Start doing interesting and funny things. “Interesting” just means things out of your comfort zone. If you never read, start reading. If you read regularly, start reading new material. Watch horror movies if you feel uncomfortable watching them and never usually do. Go kayaking, rafting, just challenge yourself. “Funny” just means you have to be playful, and eccentric. Don’t take life too seriously, and if you’re desperate then start watching a lot of Family Guy. Being mysterious just means not talking about yourself too much. Don’t brag or go on and on about your accomplishments. You might accidently let slip that you’ve practiced bestiality before.
Never Imitate Other Guys
Always stand out, but don’t stand out too much. Don’t wear bright red nylon pants to a club. Don’t walk around with feathers in your ass. Don’t color your face green. DO wear an interesting accessory like a cursed necklace from a Vietnamese village or something else that can serve as a conversation starter. Be noticeable.
Maintain A Sexual Vibe
Innuendos, kino, and your tone of voice are great ways to do this. If you get rejected for being “too sexual”, then consider it a victory. If the girl you’re talking to ends up just wanting to be friends, consider it an Epic Failure. Don’t overdo the kino, and sometimes withdraw it to keep her guessing. Watch your tone of voice and make sure it always stays calm and confident.
