After a futile decade of searching for a “sane” girl without the usual cartel of mental disparities, one begins to realize that he himself was insane from the start for attempting such a feat. I pass this knowledge onto you, with the hopes that your experiences will be more fulfilling than enlightening. There are certain tendencies that girls have. They are inevitable. You will not find one who “doesn’t” have them. You can search through clubs, bars, bookstores, cafes, churches, social circles, even Google; you will never find a girl who is “different”. Instead of spending your life as a loveless nomad desperately clinging to the possibility of a “perfect” girl, learn to use female glitches to your advantage. Here are 3:
She Will Look Through Your Shit
You can be like Batman and have a rotating bookshelf to hide compromising evidence. You can be like Houdini and learn to escape the direst of situations with only a toothpick and plank of wood. You can be like Fidel Castro and threaten her with imminent death if she dares to snoop around your stuff. It doesn’t matter. She will look through your shit. She will find your shit. She will eventually catch you red-handed with a wad of shit in your hands. Use this to your advantage.
If you know she’s going to look through saved conversations you have on your phone or laptop, always be sure to talk to other girls using some degree of plausible deniability combined with some degree of possible sexual levity. She will occasionally glance at your phone when you get a text, occasionally check your Facebook messages “in case you missed something”, and every so often tap your phone lines “to save conversations for purposes of nostalgia”.
PLANT SHIT TO BE FOUND. Not gloriously evil shit, just a few confusing blips. Like if your relationship lacks mystery, it wouldn’t hurt if she found a shovel, a pair of dirty boots, and a raincoat with red paint in the trunk of your car. A Valentine’s Day card from an ex, a treasure map, photos of crime scenes pasted together into a collage, you get the idea. The real challenge of course, is to do this without looking like you’re trying to do it.
Her Arguments Will Be Void Of Logic
Imagine you get into a fight and nothing you say seems to be getting through. How would you get her to apologize?
Penetrate her arguments with brute induction until her capacity for understanding logical complexities reaches a critical point causing her mind to explode in illuminating clarity?
Use graphs and diagrams to make your case so explicitly obvious that the undeniability of it singes her counter-arguments before she makes them?
Put Her At Gunpoint?
None of these will work. The last one may disarm the entire situation through raw Alphaness but a true apology may still be out of reach.
Any regular reader will know the answer. Anything along the lines of no-contact, increased value, aloofness, etc. will work. Sometimes unadulterated dominance will be your best option.
You don’t get a girl to apologize by making her logically conclude that an apology is necessary. You get her to apologize by making her “feel” sorry.
By “make her feel sorry” I don’t mean you should use some Machiavellian rain of ash tactic, just that you need to make her feel the emotional necessity of an apology, not its rational necessity. Even if she kisses another guy, she won’t be “sorry” if she doesn’t “feel sorry” about it. The punishing blow of no contact is always the easiest way to reinforce a need for an apology but any type of emotional void will do. If it’s in the best interest of a girl to rationalize a mistake – regardless of how illogical the rationalization is – she will easily be able to place the blame on you.
- She kissed another guy – You weren’t giving her enough attention.
- She wants half your money – You married her.
- She lied to you – You pressured her.
- She killed your other family – You made her go crazy.
This is why beta boyfriends always get shafted by their own logic. The first example is particularly common among flaccid relationships. Don’t feel frustrated over the fact that logic won’t ever help you. Understanding emotions is just as simple as understanding logic – it only takes a different perspective. Learn to leverage it properly and you will own her.
She Will Get Massive Amounts Of Attention From Other Guys
The ensuing ego inflation will make her hyper sensitive to negs. The more other guys welcome her shit tests, the more you become attractive for shutting them down. The more she gets hit on randomly while walking down a street, the more your asshole game becomes effective.
Anytime you fling away a jealousy shit test with crude arrogance, you elevate yourself to daemon status. Among the wide variations of female hurdles, passing these results in the highest amount of subsequent attraction.
