Spice Up Your Bedroom Boogie With The Best Sex Toys For Couples

Like PB and J, Kiiroo Onyx + & Cliona are the perfect match. Their synergy will transport both you and your partner into Pleasureville. Now, I know you think you’ve been there before, but trust me – you just skimmed the surface.

In essence, these two toys are practically magical, both on their own and when working in tandem. The Onyx+ is a powerful automatic blowjob machine that will leave you with weak knees for a couple of hours at least. Likewise, the Cliona is Onyx+’s companion bullet vibrator.

What makes these toys so perfect is that they are ideal for long-distance couples. Sure, sex toys for couples are great, but sometimes you and your hot momma aren’t in the same room (or town or even country). But that doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun, right?

That’s where these two toys come in. You can pair them up via the simple (and user-friendly) FeelConnect app and have them work in tandem. In other words, whatever you command your BJ machine to do, the coupled vibrator will emulate. It’s almost like having sex, right?

Now, if you’re single, you can still get your money’s worth out of these two babies. Not only can you use the BJ machine on its own (duh), but you can also play with strangers that you can connect with via the app.

The app is one of the best features of these two toys. Now, I know I sound crazy when I say that (surely the thrusting features are better, Mark?). However, the app also allows you to video chat with your partner, send videos, and generally connect on a more intimate level with them. When it comes to long-distance sex, that’s as good as it gets!

Teledildonics (or couple’s sex toys that sync up and do their best to diminish the distance between couples in long-distance relationships) have a weird name. What are you doing? Oh, just chatting with my long-distance girlfriend and playing with our teledildonics. Weird, right?

But the noble work they do more than makes up for it. Not to mention, individual toy names also decrease the weirdness. Let’s take Max 2 and Nora, for example. Their names are mundane and inconspicuous – perfect if you’re talking on the phone with your girlfriend but don’t have enough privacy for dirty talk.

Anyway, Max 2 is a masturbatory sleeve, and Nora is a hefty vibrator. They both have more than enough features on their own, but they are close to perfect together. I won’t get into the fact that the penis-like toy is called Nora, and the vagina-like toy is called Max because I don’t think that everything needs to conform to heteronormativity. However, “Nora will destroy your yoni” sounds a bit freaky.

But let’s move away from the mind-bending name conundrums, shall we? Both toys have a Bluetooth chip in them, which allows you to sync them up and play with your partner. On their own, they are equally as impressive. The Nora has a curved wand, perfect for hitting that G-spot and is of a decent size. Max has a great skin-like texture and an innovative air-vent technology feature that makes it stand out in the crowd.

Lovesense really doesn’t mess around when it comes to sex toys, which is why Max 2 and Nora are on my list. My partner and I love them and use them regularly (perhaps even more frequently than one might think) when we aren’t together. And, let’s be honest, sometimes even when we are together.

Lelo’s Tiani 3, also known as “double bliss,” is an excellent toy for spicing up your sex life. You can, of course, use it all by yourself. But, hey, double the pleasure, double the fun, right?

Anyway, Lelo’s Tiani 3 is a rather small-looking toy. It’s a vibrator that has two arms that look unremarkable. However, if you think that’s a sign the toy won’t do much, you’re wrong.

Of course, Tiani 3 can be used even when you’re engaging in some much-needed solo time. However, it’s better with a partner. Unlike other bullet vibrators that focus on stimulating the clitoris and leave all the hard inside work to the penis-wielding partner, this one works on both fronts (inside and out).

The two arms are of different girth and size (for a good reason). The bigger one goes on the outside, and it’s supposed to snuggle up to the clitoris and vibrate it to an orgasm. The slimmer arm goes inside. Now, why is it slim if it’s supposed to go inside? Well, because your (hopefully not) Limp Bizkit is supposed to find its way inside, right next to it, as well.

Now, I can already hear you complaining about a foreign something-something touching your hot beef injection. Well, trust me when I say that you’ll love it. The vibrations are powerful enough to not only tease you but seriously bring you to the brink of orgasm in no time at all. Not to mention, the vibrations make the vagina contract. And we all LOVE that, don’t we?

Much like the other Kiiroo couple’s toys on my list, Titan & Pearl 2 go together swimmingly. If the automatic BJ machine and a bullet vibrator aren’t your speed, then try these two babies out for size.

Titan is an automatic male masturbator (just in case you aren’t a BJ man), and Pearl 2 is a curved vibrator. The difference between the two sets is evident, especially when you look at the size of Pearl 2. It’s bigger, girthier, and generally more substantial than Cliona.

Pearl 2 has seven different vibration patterns, and its companion, the Titan, has two modes. Again, by using the FeelConnect app, you can sync up the two toys and play with your partner (and video chat with them, as well). When you sync them up, the toys respond to each other. That means that if one partner is thrusting the Pearl 2 in and out and hitting the vibration settings buttons, the other partner (with their beaver basher in the Titan) will feel the Titan’s rings contracting around them.

Sounds like a dream, right? On top of all that, the toys are beautiful. Both toys have the signature Kiiroo minimalistic design and will make a great addition to (or a start of) your collection.

The Chorus might not look like much, but it’s a great sex toy for couples. We-Vibe was the first company that rethought the traditional design of vibrators and gave us the C-shaped ones. Ah, remember when vibrators were all of one shape? Yeah, me neither.

Anyway, We-Vibe is a pioneer and a titan among sex toy brands with good reason. Their toys are always exceptional, different, and innovative.

The Chorus might not look that innovative now, but it’s a stellar toy. It also comes in unusual colors (bright and vibrant pastels). The color doesn’t matter that much, especially when it comes to function, but I had to mention it because it seems as if all sex toy companies have the same purple and pink in their product selection.

Anyway, when it comes to features, the Chorus is excellent. Like other C-shaped vibrators, it has two arms that are of different sizes. The smaller arm goes inside so it can drive both you and your partner mad with its vibrations, while the bigger arm goes on the outside to pay some much-needed attention to the clitoris.

It’s also worth noting that the smaller arm will probably hit your partner’s G-spot. So, a blended orgasm for her and a stunning, delightful vibrations-assisted orgasm for you. Does it get any better than that?

Let’s talk about small things that carry a lot of power, shall we? Fun Factory’s Be-One vibrating finger is definitely tiny but mighty.

Now, if you’ve never heard of finger vibrators, let me broaden your horizons. Finger vibrators are small vibrators that fit perfectly between two fingers (or between the sweet honey lips of a woman’s whoo-ha) and intensify every caress.

To be perfectly honest, Be-One looks a bit like a Bluetooth hands-free receiver. Except, it has a different purpose (and capabilities). Although you won’t be able to take any calls on it, you’ll be more than able to make your partner orgasm with a flick of your finger. Now, that’s the dream, right?

Fun Factory’s Be-One is super easy to use, as it only has one button. However, don’t let that fool you. It actually has two motors that can vibrate at different speeds and patterns and four vibrating modes overall. As I said, it’s mighty. The vibrations are powerful enough that both you and your partner will feel (and enjoy) them.

It’s also waterproof and light. It weighs 28 grams, which means you won’t even feel it on your finger (until you turn it on, of course). So, in theory, you can take it anywhere with you – the shower, the bath, the kitchen, your suitcase (international fingering anyone?).

Lelo’s products are definitely not affordable. But, boy, are they worth the price! Lelo’s Lyla 2 is a fantastic remote-control bullet vibrator that will leave one of you in control and the other speechless (you decide who plays which part, I’m not judging).

Lyla 2’s tagline is “for couples who dare to share the pleasure.” Well, I can attest that it does take some daring to take your partner’s pleasure in your hands, especially when you’re not there to actually take it in your hands.

Lyla 2 is very discreet. It’s a small vibrator that’s exceptionally quiet. So, again, in theory, your partner can wear it while you’re out in public and be so kind to give you the remote control so you can have some fun. My partner and I did this when we first got it. We went to a party and while we were in the cab on our way there she told me she had a surprise for me in her panties. She then pressed the remote control into my hand and whispered, “You try to make me come, and I’ll try not to moan too loudly.”

It’s safe to say that was one of the best parties we’ve ever been to.

Lelo’s Lyla 2 has six different vibration patterns, but it also has buttons on its remote control that lets you control the intensity. It’s not exactly the most customizable toy, but it has enough features for you to play around with.

When I was younger, I always wanted to have sex in weird places. It was my thing, and I was proud of my accomplishments. However, as I got older, I began to appreciate the comfort that comes with having sex in decidedly “ordinary” places (that my younger self would consider boring).

Today, me, my sometimes sprained back, and one bad knee know that the bed is the best place for sex. Sure, we love the idea of shower sex and adore the passionate up-against-the-wall shagging, but let’s be honest here – I can’t really hold up myself and my partner for more than five minutes.

However, I fully realize that the bed can sometimes hinder my movement or even penetration levels. That’s precisely why I got a Liberator Sex Position Ramp.

Yes, I know the name is stupid, but the product is to die for.

It’s basically a pair of cushions that will help you get yourself or your partner into the perfect position, no matter which one you’re going for. For example, you know how sometimes when you’re eating your partner out, you get neck pain that practically blinds you? Yeah, I’ve been there. I usually ask my partner to hold her hips up so I can get on my knees, but I can’t exactly expect her to hold that position until she orgasms, right? Well, with the mighty Liberator, I don’t have to.

It’s a fantastic product for deep penetration as well. The angles will always be right, no matter how you want to get down and dirty, so trust me when I say, the Liberator is worth every penny.

Sex toys don’t always have to stimulate you physically, you know? Monogamy is the perfect example.

Now, I promised myself I’ll stop commenting on the names, but this one is simply begging me for a witty remark. Monogamy, really?

Well, it turns out, the name hits the nail right on its head. Sometimes couples who have been together for a long time get into a boring (but effective) routine and look for something to spice things up. Well, this board game (yes, it’s a board game) is a perfect choice.

The game is an ideal way to not only tease your partner and get the both of you hot and bothered but also communicate fantasies, needs, and desires. Sometimes trying out new things can be a difficult topic to broach, especially if you’ve been doing the same tricks for years. So, in situations like that, you might need a segway. Monogamy’s got your back!

It has three play levels (intimate, passionate, and steamy) that actively encourage you to do sex challenges, share fantasies, and explore options with your significant other.

And, just like any other game, it has a winner and a prize. If you make it to the end of the board, you win and get to choose which one of the 50 or so fantasies the game offers you want to play out with your partner.

No list of sex toys is complete without a couple’s sex kit or two. Lovehoney’s Hot Date kit has everything you might need for a steamy night of passion. In fact, it has more than enough for multiple nights.

This five-piece sex toy kit has practically everything:

• G-spot vibrator
• Bullet vibrator
• Love egg
• Rabbit double cock ring
• Butt plug

All the pieces work great separately, but you can also combine them as well. For example, the bullet vibrator fits perfectly into the rabbit double cock ring (just in case the rabbit ears aren’t enough for your partner). What’s more, both toys can be synced and controlled with the remote control that comes in the kit.

Both the bullet vibe and the love egg have ten modes of vibrations and six different intensity settings. The G-spot vibe, on the other hand, has three speeds and seven patterns. With so many options to choose from, it’s a good thing the cock ring is a double feature that will stray off your orgasm, right?