How And Where To Find A Pocket Pussy That Will Change Your Life

If you’re like most men, then you suffer from what I like to call ‘not getting laid enough’. Okay so that might now be a term I can copyright, but it spells it out pretty good, doesn’t it? Like, even if you are in a relationship, how often are you left wanting more when she’s not in the mood? And if you’re single, then we all know you and your hand are the ones with the actual relationship, right? And so that’s where pocket pussies and realistic vaginas come into play. These can get get you off way better than just using your hand. If you haven’t tried one yet, then you’re missing out. But don’t worry. You’ve come to the right place.

The Softest Pocket Pussies That Money Can Buy

One of the worst things about buying a new pocket pussy is getting something that sucks in a bad way. You get all excited about your new toy, open it up, only to find a flimsy little pocket that wouldn’t survive two thrusts. Luckily, there is a way around it, and it all starts with my rating table.

You see, I’ve searched high and low, talked with countless men, and settled on my top 10 list that I know will satisfy all of your cravings. Every single fake vagina on this countdown will absolutely blow your mind and make you cream your boxers.

Breaking Down Pocket Pussies and Realistic Vaginas

Contrary to popular belief, a pocket pussy and a realistic vagina are not the same thing. They look and feel different, and you can use them on different occasions. That being said, one thing that they do share is that they’re both a buttload of fun.

Trying to figure out whether you’re a pocket pussy or a realistic vagina kind of man is tricky if you don’t know what you want. So let me break down both categories for you, and help you understand exactly what you’d be getting yourself into.

 

The 411 on Using, Cleaning, and Storing Your Fake Pussies and Realistic Vaginas

Here’s everything you need to know about pocket pussies and realistic vaginas that’ll help you maintain your toys in pristine condition for a really long time.

Stick It Where?!

Okay, I know that the heading’s kind of overdramatic, but you’d be surprised how many people get a fake pussy or realistic vagina and don’t know how to use it. Well, they might figure out how to work it, but there are always ways to enhance the experience. The first thing you should know is that a pocket pussy and a fake vagina require different motions and techniques.

You see, a pocket vagina works almost like a masturbation sleeve that you need to pull over your lap rocket. Then, stroking gently (or not, I don’t know your style), you can feel the texture of the fake pink taco. You can adjust your grip as you go along until you, obviously, blow a load.

Of course, you don’t actually have to bust a nut, because a fake pussy is a great tool to turn you on. You or a partner can also use it if you’re edging, and then finish off somewhere else.

Switching to a fake pussy from a pocket vagina is kind of a weird experience because you have to change your approach. Since the former tends to be a lot heavier, you can’t really pull it over your ding dong. Instead, you have to position the realistic vagina so that you can get up in there. Personally, I like to prop mine up on a pillow and sort of simulate doggy, but you do you.

Another benefit of having a fake vagina instead of a pocket pussy is that you usually have room for a phone or tablet. You can prop it on the “back” or “butt” of your toy, and play your favorite porn. If you have a VR headset, you can make the experience even cooler.

Keep Your Mind Dirty, and Your Toys Clean

Unlike a butt plug or anal beads, for example, a pocket pussy or fake vagina will be harder to clean. It’s a little trickier than just wiping it once or twice with some anti-bac wipes, but far from impossible. Most toys (or the ones I like, at least) have straightforward tunnel designs. That means that you can easily run them under some tepid or lukewarm water that’ll just come out on the other side.

Run the water for a few seconds, then squirt a couple of drops of some premium toy cleaner, and scrub away. You can get your fingers up in there and lather the tunnel, or you could use cleaning sponges. They’ll help you reach the opening from head to toe, which is really convenient because you never know how much baby batter is in there. Rinse your vagina/pocket with some more water until there are no more suds in it.

Before you put your toy away, you have to make sure that it’s totally clean. You can do that by setting it onto a dry kitchen towel until there’s no water inside. Also, you should take that kitchen towel or some toilet paper, and shove it up the hole to ensure you get every single drop of water.

Another step that I always recommend is putting some maintenance powder all up inside your fake vagina. It helps renew the silicone or elastomer that most pocket pussies or realistic vaginas are made of. And then you’re done!

I know that the process sounds boring, and you don’t want to do it once your fap session is over, but you have to. Otherwise, you’ll get bacteria buildup, which is not only disgusting but also dangerous.

Toy Stor(y)ing

If you don’t want all of your hard work to go to waste, you have to learn how to properly store your toys. You can’t just shove them in a drawer, under your boxers, and expect the vaginas to be clean and shiny when you pick them up again in a few days, weeks, or months.

If you want your pocket pussy or fake vagina to last, my advice is to get some sort of storage. Depending on how big the toy is, you can use a pouch, a bag, or even a pillowcase. Preferably, I’d recommend something silky, but if money’s tight, you can also use cotton. Wrap your toy into the fabric so that it fits nice and snug, and then put it away.

Also, remember to keep your toy separate from any powders, oils, or perfumes because they could ruin it. Once you’re happy with the wrapping, you can put your toy away where the sun doesn’t shine. No, I mean literally, keep it away from sun, heat, and UV rays because they could destroy it.

How to get the most out of pocket pussies / realistic vaginas

• Be aroused by the toy you choose. There are thousands of different fake vaginas out there – and you know why? Because every man likes something a little bit different. Love the look of large pussy lips? A tight anus? Find one that is visually stimulating to you, and you’re already going to have more fun than if you just choose the first one you see. Take your time, and find a woman that really turns you on!
• Watch some porn! I feel like this should go without saying, but strangely enough it doesn’t. If there is ever a good time to watch some porn, this is about as good as any! Adding porn to the mix helps you set the mood and get aroused. Plus, if you’ve the best fake pussy hole staring up at you, and you’ve got some POV doggy-style porn on the TV in front of you – it’s like you’re right f@&^ing there man!
• Lube up. When a woman gets excited, she gets wet. These pocket pussies might LOOK real, but they need a little assistance in the wet department. And that’s where our good friend ‘lube’ comes in to play. Both silicone and water-based lubricants can be used on most toys, EXCEPT any silicone toys. Silicone-based lube ruins silicone toys. So since I don’t want to have to be thinking of this in the heat of the moment, I still with water-based lubricant which is safe for all toys. I recommend you do the same.
• Get creative. I mean this in every way possible. Try new and exciting positions with your fake vagina sex toy. Take her in the shower with you. Get a little action in a parking lot somewhere. (please use discretion of course – don’t get arrested). Or even just move to different rooms in your house. Use it while you’re eating dinner or watching a movie – as if you’re with a girl who just can’t keep her hands off you. The only limit here is your own imagination.
• Include your whole body. If you were really having sex, your whole body would be involved, right? So don’t forget it just because you’re having sex with a fake pussy. There are sensual areas all over your body that will help you reach an even better orgasm. Including but not limited to your balls, your perineum (that space between your balls and your anus) and of course – your anus. Play with it all if you really want to reach new heights of pleasure.
• Be sure to clean up properly. I’m talking about your toys here. If you blow a load inside one of these beauties, your best best is to make sure you clean it up before it gets hard and crusty. Plus, then you know it’s ready to go whenever you are. After you wash it with a mild soap and water (or toy cleaner) make sure it’s completely dry before storing. This will help protect the delicate material and make your toy last longer.

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9 things you should know before buying a pocket pussy

1. Are all pocket pussies / realistic vaginas made equal?

This is important. Any time that we are putting parts of our body inside something (or it inside us) we need to make sure that the material is safe. Our skin is our largest organ and it can actually absorb nasty chemicals from products that aren’t safe to be used for things such as a pocket vagina. So make sure you look for the labels, and choose high quality materials. When you see toys like the ones above that are selling for 20 bucks, be very weary. There are a lot of knock-off toys that are not safe for use.

2. Does size matter when it comes to fake pussies / realistic vaginas?

I know – this isn’t something that most men like to hear. But it’s absolutely true in this case. I mean, how do you plan to use your fake vagina? Do you travel a lot and want to be able to bring it with you? (obviously you’ll want a smaller pocket pussy in this case) or are you planning to have your way with her in your own bedroom and can safely store her in your closet or under your bed and don’t have to worry about packing her up or traveling with her. Then of course you could look at the beautiful and curvaceous models that are going to give you that incredibly realistic look and feeling. So see? Size does matter, and what works best for you really has to do with how (and where) you plan to use it.

3. Optional add-ons and accessories.

Take a good look at what you’re getting when you purchase your toy. Most reputable sites will be very transparent with what you’re getting, and if there are any add-ons available – either optional or needed. But often, especially with the bigger and more expensive vaginas such as the Ashley Labret or Kendra Lust models, you’ll have the option of a storing case. Sometimes you have to purchase this separately and sometimes it comes with the toy. But know what the case is for you, because when you’re buying a toy of this quality and at this price, the storage case is absolutely recommended to keep your toy free from debris and to help it last as long as possible.

4. How realistic do you want your pocket pussy / realistic vagina?

There is a wide variety when it comes to how realistic even the best fake pussies look. Some have realistically painted lips while others do not. You’ll also want to take a look at the textures. Some are so detailed that you can see the pores, freckles and tiny little wrinkles in the skin. Others are smoothed out and less realistic. And honestly either way won’t make it feel better than the other, but it WILL be more or less visually arousing depending on your own personal preference. So this choice is really just up to you. I’m just suggesting that you do watch out for this and make sure you get the look you like the best! After all, this is all about you. So make sure you’re happy!

5. Best brands/models/makes.

This is tough, because there really are a lot of great makes and brands out there, but there are also new ones coming up frequently. I would say you’re pretty safe with any of the brands or toys that I mentioned above. Obviously, I believe they’re the best, but if you’re expanding your interests, stick with a lot of the brands mentioned. Some of them have extensive product lines you can choose from. But I think for me, when I’m trying to decipher if a brand is legit or not, I look for other people who have purchased from there and ask them. Or I read pages and pages of reviews to make sure I’m getting value for my money.

6. Buy the right lubricant.

I know I already mentioned lubricant above, but I can’t stress this enough. Lube is so important. It makes the realistic materials feel even more real, and keeps your cock from sore and chafed if you’re rubbing on a dry material. Soft as these materials are, you’ll still want lube! And don’t forget that buying the RIGHT lube is even more important, to ensure that you don’t ruin your toy. To play it safe I ONLY have water-based lube in my house so that I don’t accidentally use the wrong lube on a toy and ruin the beautifully soft and supple material that my toys are made out of.

7. How many holes do you want?

If only the real women in your life were asking you this question on the regular, right? But in all seriousness, how many holes do you want? A more basic pocket pussy will have just the vaginal opening, while a more detailed (and often larger) fake pussy will have both the vaginal and anal openings. So what is it that you prefer? Just remember to check whether or not the holes feel different inside. Some toys will have two different openings, but you end up in the same internal cavity, meaning they feel basically the same. For me, the fun in having two holes is that each one feel different than the other and I can go back and forth.

8. How much are you willing to spend on a fake pussy / realistic vagina?

It’s easy to get excited and carried away when it comes to purchasing these beautiful pleasure toys. At least it is for me anyway. Which is why I actually make a list of all the toys I want to try and then I put them in order of how desperate I want it, and the price beside it. Then of course, I go hunting. And I have to make a very responsible decision of where in the price range of toys do I land. It’s difficult. But just remember – you do typically get what you pay for. And anything else, I’ll leave up to you.

9. How do you clean and store your pocket pussy / realistic vagina?

Don’t forget this part! If you’re spending good money on these toys, then you’re going to want to make sure they last, right? RIGHT!. And so don’t forget the cleaning process. I always use toy cleaner, just because I’m anal (pun actually not intended) about caring for my entire arsenal of toys as best as possible. Over the years I have grown quite attached to these pleasure producers, and I want them to not only last, but to stay in the best possible condition while they do so.

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Frequently Asked Questions

I already have a pocket pussy – Do I really need a realistic vagina?

Debating whether you should buy a realistic vagina when you have a pocket pussy (or vice versa) is like saying: I have spit, why do I need lube? Sure, in theory, you could settle for that one thing that you have, but where’s the fun in that?

As I said before, albeit similar, a fake pussy and a fake vagina are two really different things. They both have their own unique little quirks that make them special. Not only that, but you can use these toys depending on what kind of mood you’re in or who you’re with. If you’re going solo or want something close to the real deal, go with the artificial vagina. But if you want to get it on with a partner, use a artificial pussy.

Do I need to worry about depth?

Ehm, yes, and no. Yes because you should always consider the depth of any toy, no matter if it’s a pocket pussy or Fleshlight. It’ll determine how good it feels, and, sometimes, whether or not you can even blow a load.

That being said, the majority of pocket pussies, fake vaginas, and masturbation sleeves are deep enough so that most guys can comfortably get inside. But if you’re hung like a horse, you might want to double-check if it’s roomy enough for you, big man.

Which materials feel best?

My favorite materials for pocket and/or artificial vaginas include silicone, elastomer, and TPE. I feel like these give off the most realistic sensations, and they’re so supple to the touch.

It doesn’t feel like the real thing completely, but it’s pretty damn close. Luckily, all of the toys that I’ve mentioned here feature a combo of those materials, so you have nothing to worry about. All you gotta do is sit back and relax.

How do I pick the best toy for myself?

I can’t honestly give one answer to this question because, again, it’ll depend on a ton of different things. For example, will you be playing alone or with a buddy? Do you prefer silicone over TPE? Is ease of cleanup a dealbreaker for you? How much are you willing to pay?

You see, all of these things, and many more, will determine which toy you should get. However, if it’s your first time dabbling in sex toys, go with something simple that works with your budget. Pick a pocket pussy, for example, that has a somewhat simple texture inside, is easy to hold, and doesn’t cost a fortune. Then, slowly but surely, you can work your way up toward more sophisticated fake cooters.

What is the packaging situation like?

I know that a lot of you worry about your toy coming in flashy packaging that’ll tip literally everyone and their moms off to what you’re doing. But there’s really nothing to stress about because most sex toy companies get where you’re coming from. That’s exactly why most of them send their pocket pussies and fake vaginas in plain and discreet packaging. So you’ll be safe from prying eyes and no one will know your business.

Can someone else use my toys?

I mean, sure, as long as you’re careful. If you want to share your pocket pussy or vagina, you all have to wear condoms. That’s the only way to ensure that no one gets sick or catches something nasty. You should also be extremely anal (see what I did there?) when it comes to cleaning your toy. Use antibacterial wipes or spray, powder after every use, and you should all be fine.

Realistic vagina vs. sex doll – Is there a difference?

While the concept of a realistic vagina and a sex doll is pretty similar, they are, in fact, insanely different things. A realistic vagina is literally just a slab of butt with one or two holes that you can pork.

However, a sex doll shows a woman’s entire body, from head to toe. With it, you’ll get to play with boobs, butts, feet, or whatever the hell you’re into. You can also customize most sex dolls and change things like skin and eye color, as well as pubic hair, and so much more. Of course, all of those fancy bells and whistles come at a high price, and they’re not really beginner-friendly. Also, if you want to be discreet about your toys, I’d recommend either a pocket pussy or a realistic vagina instead.

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Conclusion

So. I guess all I can say is that I hope I’ve helped you make your decision on which pocket pussy or artificial vagina you’re going to purchase. In all honesty, I think all of the ones above are amazing, and it’s going to be a tough choice. So if you’re new to this area of male sex toys, I encourage you to just pick the first one that really turns you on and give it a try.

Once you try that you’ll know what you like and don’t like about it and you can choose your next one from there. OR… perhaps you fall madly, deeply in love with it and you never leave your house. I know when I first started experimenting with these I stayed home many weekends in a row!! So have fun!