Trying to find a unique Valentine’s Day gift that feels like it conveys something about your feelings and carries the requisite sexual overtones can be a bit trying at times. If you’re looking for an alternative to flowers and chocolate, and making your own presents isn’t in the cards for you, check out these unique gift ideas that combine sexual explicitness with personalized touch (literally and figuratively).
Reach Out And Visualize Touching Her
Remembering her size can be less of a hassle when you’re buying her virtual lingerie. LindenLifestyles, an unofficial fashion and shopping blog for residents of Second Life are featuring the fine digital seamstress work of Arielle Ceres at Chic Boutique. Many years ago I worked at a store that sold lingerie, and people would come in to buy the same thing in two sizes (presumably one for the spouse and one for the affair). With metaverses like Second Life gaining in popularity, add one more reality in which you have to pay a lot of money for a little fabric.
Lingerie For Your iPad
If you don’t happen to have a sexy avatar ready to sport a Valentine teddy, you can always dress up your iPad in this sheer negligee. Hand-made of the sheerest nylon with black chiffon ruffles and red ruffles at bottom. At first this just seems weird, but when you consider the fact that 30% of classic car owners buy presents for their cars, dressing up your iPad seems positively demure.
Custom Candy Hearts
Back to reality, if you’re looking for an extravagant twist on candy and flowers, consider these personalized candy hearts. The downside is you have to order 10 lbs. at a time. If you can’t figure out what you’ll do with 4200 candy hearts, visit Acme Heart Maker and generate an image of a candy heart with whatever two names you enter.
Have An Erotic Story Penned For Your Sweetie
Custom Erotica Source is a team of talented writers’ intent on satisfying your desires for high quality erotic literature. You can have a story tailored to your desires (or if you’re lacking in imagination, they’ll do the work for you). You can also have custom illustrations added, and even choose the writer (they have several well known erotic writers available). You need to plan ahead for this one, but it will definitely be a personalized gift not soon forgotten.
Chocolate Jewelry
Only available in Japan (for now) but well worth checking out just for the fabulous images. As posted on the blog Spluch, an accessory shop called Q-pot is selling these chocolate jewelleries at Tokyo’s Takashimaya department store. The chocolate rings cost between 3,780 yen (US $31) and 4,200 yen (US $34.6) each.
Create A Teledildonic Groove For Your Lover
Je Joue is the first commercially available product to really offer a practical teledildonic experience. This high end sex toy allows you to tell it what to do, and then email your desires to your lover for her to download to the Je Joue handset. Je Joue is a perfect way to lavish attention on a partner far far away.
Immortalize Yourself In Silicone
Give your partner a little (or big) piece of yourself this Valentine’s Day with this fun and interactive make your own dildo kit. It takes some patience (they give you two molds, in case of mistakes) but the resulting toy is made of high quality silicone rubber, and while it might not make its way to the mantle with the other Valentine’s Day cards, it’s sure to be something remembered for years to come.
Valentine’s Day Gifts For Geeks
I’m particularly fond of the Sonic Boom Love Clock which has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (just for reference, a jackhammer is about 100 decibels) and a vibration attachment to go under your bed. You can turn off the sound function and use the vibrator separately. This is, of course, how people who are Deaf and hard of hearing use alarm clocks, but why should they be the only ones with vibrating beds?
Nothing Says Valentine’s Day Like Science!
Sexy underwear and t-shirts with the chemical structure of estrogen, chocolate, glucose…oh my!
