So I found someone asking for help on a PUA forum, figured his plea would be a good opener into this topic:
“So this girl at work is kind of into me. We are always teasing each other etc. Today when I arrived at the office (don’t see her at the office this week due to differant hours) I noticed she had left me some faxes to check!
Would I be dlv by doing them? leave a note or something back?
Basically I would like to know what you guys do.
I’m pretty sure it’s a test as she tried something similar last week, asking me to do something which I replied I’d do right after she kissed my ass!”
Super Beta that went on an “Alpha” forum but ended up getting advice from more betas. Couple of people told him to do the faxes and then use it as LEVERAGE to ask her out. He agreed and this was his response.
“Cheers James, that sounds like the most reasonable thing to do I guess, seeing as she’s not here in person to neg!
I’m working through the faxes as we speak and I feel like a used chump LOL, hopefuly I’ll get something back in the long run 😉
I’ll post back on this thread to let you know how it went down tommorow evening 🙂”
Couple of things you need to note about this. The subject is a natural beta, he has estrogen and female-induced anxiety oozing out of his fucking pores. Doing the faxes so he might get LUCKY later on? Pity fucks are the Crux of Beta Game, it is the only way they will ever reproduce. Unfortunately there are an ample amount of fat chicks to grant them access to vagina, and hence you have fat chicks that breed with betas to produce a generation of ugly fat betas. The process is cyclical and each passing generation I weep a little harder.
Do not… ever… use sympathy to gain attention from a girl. Ever.
The only thing he did right was identify the shit test. This, of course, is possibly the most critical part of the entire process. Too many times shit tests will just fly by a guy’s head. Or, they’ll take the easier path and OPT to FAIL just because it grants them access to pussy faster. The speed at which you get laid is an issue of syntax, artfully playing the Game is an issue of achieving Nirvana. You might get in if you give in to this shit test, but it WILL affect your game, your mentality, and drop the girl’s attraction for you in the future. Your girlfriend might give you sex faster in one isolated instance if you apologize quickly, but she will respect you more if you apologize ONLY when you actually mean it. The former grants a quick pity fuck and puts the sexual passion of your relationship on a steady decline; The latter cultivates an innumerable amount of vagina tingles and will result in your girlfriend pleasuring you beyond your wildest fantasies.
The liberal use of smileys conveys extreme submissiveness or homosexuality. Proper texting / online game are hard to come by these days. Despite popular belief, women are not turned on by smileys. Get rid of them. (besides winking smileys very occasionally to hint towards some sort of exotic sexual escapade).
The use of the “LOL” tells us a lot about this guy. He has no game, laughs way too hard at jokes to fit in, and has been banned from the gates of vagina since he was pushed out of them.
Do not laugh at a girl’s joke because she’s pretty or cute. You laugh only when it’s funny.
Here’s an example of the differences between an Alpha and Beta in terms of relationship socio-dynamics and laughing.
Girlfriend: [Insert Non-Funny joke].
Beta: laughs uncontrollably like someone stuck a dildo filled with Nitrous Oxide into his asshole.
Alpha: Will stare at her dead in the face.
Or
Girlfriend: [Insert Funny Joke].
Beta: will laugh and then glance at her for approval. He starts wondering if she’s too good for him (shit… other guys are going to notice how funny and cute she is).
Alpha: Will make a loud noise so no one hears her, and then say the joke himself. He starts wondering if she’s going to put out that night because he stole her joke (shit…was a lonely night really worth stealing a few laughs?).
Do you know why guys say “lol” so much in online conversations or chuckle so often during a pick-up? It is an ingrained bio-mechanical reaction utilized to come off as less threatening to potential mates and rivals. In other words, it’s literally a technique used to emasculate yourself. Why the fuck would guys have a need to do this?
Ideally, they wouldn’t, but BETAs have a need to do it. Back in the day, a beta who came off as threatening would have his balls smashed by an Alpha. It was nonstrategic from a Darwinian point of view for males to come off as threatening UNLESS they were an Alpha, in which case they would want to maximize threat projection. In addition, coming off as less threatening granted one rapport with females despite being denied sex. (If you can’t get vagina, at least you get a shoulder to cry on). Seeking approval and attention by smiling / laughing way too much is simply a modern day excursion of the BETA traits that would help us survive in a highly competitive environment. Fortunately, we aren’t monkeys anymore, but old habits die hard. Purge yourself of beta-game and you will purge the world of fat chicks.
