I used to be envious of women because of the large selection of dildos and vibrators you could find at any sex shop in town and of course – all over the internet. I couldn’t help but be jealous that women could literally choose from hundreds of toys made specifically to get her off. So the first time I laid eyes on a masturbator, you must be able to imagine my excitement. I had to have it. Finally – the sex toy market was being aimed at men! And I was ready.

The first one I had was your (now typical) male sleeve for stroking. It was the best thing I’d ever tried. It had some suction, it felt great with lube, and it increased the intensity of my orgasms. But if I’d known then what I know now – I would not have been impressed. The world of masturbation toys for men has come a long, long way since that fateful day. And I now think women have reason to be jealous of us!

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If you’re new to sex toys for men, don’t get overwhelmed by all the choice. (I love that I get to say that now!) Yes, there are so many more options now than there were when I first picked up my simple stroker toy. But look on with excitement my friends. Because your wish is at least one of these toys’ command!

Seriously – you want to plug a machine into the wall, sit back, relax and get your cock sucked? Yup. There’s a toy for that. You want that same automated toy to move in unison with the beautiful porn star in the movie you’ve turned on? It’s call virtual reality. And yup – there’s a toy for that too! Anal play, travel strokers, enlargement pumps (that also feel really good!), your typical masturbators or sleeves, rings, and the most beautiful dolls you’ve ever seen who are just ready and waiting for you to give it to them whenever and wherever you want. It’s a paradise of pleasure guys, I’m telling you. And if your girlfriend or wife doesn’t want you stroking the dragon on your own – there are even couple’s toys so you can play together. Life doesn’t get much better than this fellas. I’m tellin’ ya.

Blowjob Machines

I was totally addicted to the original Autoblow automatic blowjob simulator and my cock spent so much time inside that thing that I started to worry I would never take it out. So what’s new with the Autoblow A.I.+? Well, the newest A.I.+ is powered by the same artificial intelligence technologies that will suck your johnson just like a real woman. However, the updated model makes that adventure even better. It still comes with a super strong sucking motor but includes a redesigned gripper which you can adjust for tighter or looser throat-fucking sensations! Just plug this baby in, turn it on, sit back, relax and let the machine do all the work… Now we’re talkin’!

The Kiiroo Onyx+ is also a great machine, and perfect for someone who cares a lot about the appearance of the toy. The Autoblow is a masturbator. Plain and simple. And it looks like one. The Kiiroo Onyx+ has a sleek, modern look and actually hooks up to Virtual Reality programs where it looks like you’re actually doing it WITH the porn star on screen. Pretty sweet bonus. This one doesn’t plug into the wall, but if you remember to charge it between uses you will never have an issue. It lasts quite a long time.

Which brings me to my other favorite automatic sex toy, The Fleshlight Launch. What makes this one really great is that I can use it with any of my favorite Fleshlights. (I have quite a few!). It’s also got virtual reality capabilities and the power lasts a long time on this one too. If you’re the type of guy who gets bored easily, then this is a great option because you can change out the Fleshlight whenever you want, rotating through all your favorites.

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Male Masturbators

Basically, the designers truly honed in on their customers’ needs to update the classic Autoblow design with some highly-requested features. That includes slower and more sensual speeds, internal heating, significantly quieter operation, and even voice control! That’s right: you can now tell your Autoblow exactly how to gobble your knob until you explode! Even better, you can control the action remotely on your smart device via a free app. The A.I.+ provides 10 standard blowjob settings like its predecessors but lets you customize them and expand your BJ library directly in the app. Oh, and did I mention that you can let your partner control the A.I.+ from their smartphone for long-distance play or a kinky cock milking? Mmm hmm, cum to daddy!

And then of course, I’ve got to mention the 3 FAP. This is a masturbator for men like none I’d ever seen before. Have you ever dreamed of giving it to a girl in the mouth, the ass, and then the pussy? Well that’s exactly what the 3FAP will let you do! It’s got all three holes lined up next to each other and you get to choose exactly how you give it to her. Each hole has its own individual pressure control dial too so you can make them as tight or loose as you like. Don’t like the ass option? Get three of the world’s most beautiful vagina’s lined up in a row instead. (You can’t even pretend that doesn’t sound out of this world).

And of course – this section wouldn’t be complete without mentioning the Lifetime Silicone Stroker. This thing is pretty simple in design – it’s a giant mound of silicone with a good grip on it, and a pussy opening on one end. The great thing about it is that it’s completely waterproof, and it’s been tested by military standards. It has been boiled, frozen, dropped from heights – you name it, this toy has gone through it. If you want something that will really last – look no further.

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Sex Dolls

Just like real women, we’re all going to have our favorite types. Blake is a super sexy, busty, athletic woman who is ready and willing for you to do whatever you want to her. She’s got realistic feeling skin, and she weighs 91 lbs which means you can pound her pretty good without her moving around too much. That being said, 91 lbs can be a bit more difficult to carry around, so make sure you take that into consideration before purchasing this stunning gal.

And then of course, there’s Lana. Lana is a ridiculously cute and sexy little Asian woman who stands at just 4’11” and weighs only 51 lbs. If you want to really feel like you are in charge, and want to lift that gorgeous curvy body up and down, flip her around as much as you please, then Lana is a great option. She may be small, but she is mighty. And you can choose her skin tone, eye and hair color to make her your exact type.

And then… Jasmine. Oh, Jasmine. If you love the Kim K’s of the world, then you’re going to love the Jasmine realistic sex doll. She is thick and curvy in all the right places, and just begging for you to take her home. She’s also got a ton of customizable options to make her exactly what you’re looking for. You can choose everything from her hair color, areola size and color to whether or not you want her to have a heated body. If you’re looking to build your perfect woman, this may be a great place to start. Just keep in mind she weighs 107 lbs.

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Pocket Pussies

All three of these are great options if you like to bring your toys with you when you travel, or you want to be able to hide them discreetly without needed a ton of space. These male anal toys are all fairly small in size – but don’t let that fool you. They’ve got a huge pleasure impact!

The KYO Bound Kukuru Realistic Vagina is a basic male stroker, but the ribbed grip on the outside makes it easy to stroke back and forth, and the tighter you squeeze your fist, the tighter it feels on your cock. Super simple to use, and feels incredible. With some high quality water-based lubricant, this will feel incredibly realistic. And if you’re looking for a little extra fun, there’s a place to put a bullet vibe inside too.

And of course, for anyone who is a fan of the gorgeous porn star Sarah, then this is a must-have in your arsenal. The incredibly sexy lips make it a treat – and the realistic material sure doesn’t hurt either.

But if you’re looking for something even more visually pleasing, then you’re going to love the Frigging Girl Onahole. This give you the arousing view of a gorgeous women as you enter her from behind. The curve of her butt cheeks, and of course – the option for anal or vaginal entry. Both with different textures and tightness inside.

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Anal Toys

The Aneros Helix Syn is the perfect prostate massager if you want hands-free pleasure that stays in the most anatomically pleasurable place no matter what else you’re doing with your hands (or mouth). The size makes it good for beginners, but the unique and intensely pleasurable shape makes it great for all. The super velvety smooth material makes it comfortable and the materials are all high grade, FDA-approved. This one has even won an award or two.

If you’re looking for something that’s going to work a little harder for you, then you should take a look at the Lelo Loki Wave. This doesn’t come cheap, but it is so very worth it. This is the only male anal toy that I’ve found that stimulates both externally and internally at the same time – it’s like that famous Rabbit Vibe women love – but for men! And you’re not going to be disappointed. With 10 stimulation modes, you’re sure to find something that makes you scream with joy. You know, if you’re into that anal thing. (If you haven’t tried it – DO IT)

Which brings me to the Tantus Perfect Plug Kit. If you ARE just starting out with anal play, then this is a great one to choose. It comes with two plugs – one smaller than the other – so that you can start smaller and ease into the wider ones. Both plugs are incredibly smooth for extra comfort, and you can add a waterproof bullet vibe to either one if you want to give that a try too. Like I said, a great way to get your feet wet in the world of anal play.

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Penis Pumps

One of the things I love about using a penis pump is that it gives you the sexual pleasure and satisfaction you need, but it also makes you look huge! All three of these pumps have clear shafts so you can watch as the magic happens. Which I have to admit – is a much bigger turn on than I ever expected. I’ve got a couple other strokers that have clear shafts too – and I can’t even describe how turned on it makes me. They’re great when you’re using them with a partner too. They get to watch you get bigger and bigger – which makes them only more and more ready to pounce on top!

So… which one is right for you? It depends what you’re looking for – and of course, your budget. Both of the Hydromax pumps are similar – the 7 is obviously the newer version and has a more comfortable fit at the base. But it’s also more expensive than the 5. To me, for the small difference in price I’d rather go for the 7 – but that’s up to you.

And then there’s the Penoment Premium. This one has ‘premium’ in the name for a reason. This is like the rolls royce of the pump world. This thing not only makes me huge, but it feels really good in the process. IT’s apparent when you start using it that’s it’s definitely the most expensive of the 3, but if you can afford it, then I would absolutely go for it. In my mind, it’s worth it!

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Cock Rings

The Lelo Tor 2 sets itself apart from other vibrating cock rings with it’s whisper-quiet vibrations and versatile wearing styles to ensure that both partners get the most out of it. With 6 different pleasure settings that are easy to control it’s easy to change things up mid-play to make sure both people are getting the most out of it. It’s also 100% waterproof so you can take your play anywhere.

That being said, both the vibrating C-Ring and the We-Vibe Pivot can be used in water too. The We-Vibe Pivot is actually kind of similar to the Lelo ring. Even in price point it’s not too far off, but it does have more vibration settings – so if that’s something that you think you’ll really enjoy, then that’s your best bet.

If you’re not really sure you want to spend that much on a cock ring just yet, the Vibrating C-Ring is perfect for you. It feels great, and you can get used to the idea of using a male toy like this before going in for the big players. The only downside on this one is that if you do end up really liking it, you’re going to be buying a lot of batteries. The other two are rechargeable but the removable bullet vibe in the C-ring takes batteries.

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Couples Sex Toys

All of the above can be controlled long-distance which makes them great for couples who are not always together – whether one of the partners travels frequently, or you just have a long-distance relationship, these are sure to keep your sex life alive no matter where you both are. I’ve already mentioned the Kiiroo Onyx+ near the top of this page, but it’s a powerful automatic sex toy with a sleek and modern chamber. It’s mixed with the Cliona in this couples sex toy set which is an intense and powerful clitoris stimulator.

Next we’ve got the Lovense Max & Nora. The Max is unique because of the incredible internal texture – and perhaps more importantly – the unique air pump design that allows you to control the suction with air valves on the side of the shaft. It’s an intense and amazing feeling. And of course, that’s paired with an incredible rabbit-style vibrator for her.

And last but definitely not least is the Kiiroo Titan with the Pearl 2. Another sleek and modern product from Kiiroo, this one is matched with the Pearl 2 for her. The Pearl 2 is a smooth and silky vibrator that can be used for both external and internal stimulation for her. Each time it’s inserted, the Titan will respond with varying vibrations depending on the movement of the Pearl.

While the technology seems hard to believe, I can guarantee you won’t be thinking anything about it once you start using them!

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VR Porn Apps

I’m going to be honest with you here – ALL of these VR sex apps are frickin’ amazing. I mean, we’re talking about VIRTUAL REALITY PORN! As in… feel like you’re there – see these women in POV style, as if they’re right in front of you. I’m telling you – this type of porn is really going to take your masturbation session to a whole other level.

Now, that being said, I can’t really tell you which site is best. VR Bangers won three awards recently though including ‘Best Virtual Reality Scene’. So if that means anything to you, then go ahead and choose that one. But I think the best way to decide is take a look yourself. They each have their own exclusive videos, and it really depends on your tastes. Some offer a 1-day trial for just a buck. Sex Like Real offers you a free trial. So get over there and give them a try and see what you like best.

Just make sure to check out which VR players are supported so that you can get the best out of your trial/purchase.

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Conclusion

So there you have it. If you’re not already adding toys to your cart after all of this, what ARE you doing?

We are living in a beautiful age where we men have access to hundreds (if not thousands??) or amazing toys designed strictly for our sexual pleasure. So get out there and enjoy it. Experiment with all different types of male sex toys, and see just how much pleasure you can get. I’m telling you right now – it’s going to be the most exciting adventure you’ve ever been on!

Enjoy, my friends, enjoy!